did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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