yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
one might say we're banned from that church
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
