How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
