Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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