i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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