Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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