careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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