I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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