My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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