remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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