he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
There are leaves in my underwear?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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