spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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