We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
it glows. i had to have it.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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