why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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