sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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