Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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