You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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