im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Randomize
