Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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