Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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