She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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