i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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