and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
this is an emotional support booty call
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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