dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
Randomize
