U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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