my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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