Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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