you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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