chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Randomize
