: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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