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Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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