So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
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