I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
