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I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Randomize
