No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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