You're completely useless in the revolution.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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