But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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