I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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