ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
third nipple confirmed
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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