"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
he thought i was a dude.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
