we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Will exercising make me less horny?
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