Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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