But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
worst night to have a conscience
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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