I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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