i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
no you cant smoke seaweed
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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