is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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