Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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