it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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