I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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