I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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